Duck Lips

Some things I really, really dislike:

Duck lips head the list.
Skinny jeans
Slang, like:

• like, you know .... then I was like....
• sick (to mean good)
• epic fail
• brothu, sistah

Put downs
Shaming
Assumptions
And, finally, people saying "Don't judge me!" when really, they are saying "I'm going to do what I want and you better not tell me you don't like it!"